Right now, my hair is big, Jewy, and horrible, not that “Jewy” should normally be associated with “big” and “horrible.”  If my mom had her druthers, my hair would be like this forever.  

Right now, my hair is big, Jewy, and horrible, not that “Jewy” should normally be associated with “big” and “horrible.”  If my mom had her druthers, my hair would be like this forever.